This is another story I did from a prompt in my writers group.
Prompt: The stars have aligned. Is it a sign of fortune, or a devilish curse? A stroke of luck, or terrible misfortune?
The stars have aligned. So what? Nothing happened. Everyone thought the world would be ripped apart when they all came together, but all we ended up with was a bunch of snooty little bearded fucks in longshoreman caps and crusty socks who refuse to use commas.* I guess that in and of itself is pretty disastrous, but if that’s the worst thing that happens, then I guess we’re doin’ ok.
Oh, there was one other thing that happened, though I wouldn’t really consider it all that bad to be perfectly honest. There was this cult down in Arizona that thought the stars aligning was going to bring about some sort of a spiritual enlightenment, or take us to the next evolution of man. Unfortunately for them, when the stars went out of alignment again, all that really happened was that they all stunk to high heaven. I don’t know what they expected really, but that’s what happens when you sit around in the desert for three days sweating your ass off while you wait for something that was never gonna happen in the first place.
Oh, and then there were the armchair ufologists who thought that some kind of a wormhole would open up, and that we’d finally get the alien contact they’ve been waiting for. Again…nothing. There were however a rash of suicides, a rather large number of murders, more than a few bank robberies, and a wide variety of other assorted crimes.
For me it was just another boring day in a lifetime full of boring days, and yet…there was something kind of special about it. Getting to see so many people so freaked out about a non-event and all the different ways they processed it was not only amusing, but it validated my extreme distaste for humanity as a whole. There’s no logic…no reason. It seems as though when people are faced with the unknown, they’d rather make up fantastical stories in their own minds about what it all means than to take it at face value.
When it was all over and I woke up the next morning, I went to work, just like I’ve done every other morning of the week for the past twelve years. I work in a coroner’s office, so as you can imagine our clients aren’t all that chatty, which suits me just fine. I came to realize though that corpses are the ultimate evolution of humanity. They don’t worry about things they can do nothing about. They don’t make up crazy stories in their heads that lead them to do stupid things, and they don’t exist in a permanent state of complete and utter illogic. They simply exist, and if there’s one thing we can all look forward to as human beings, it’s that we’ll all eventually reach that point in our evolution. Until then, some of us will continue to live in a stress filled world full of imagined problems, while I and the others like me will simply wait for the evolution that’s yet to come.
* Note: This comment was me goofing on Javier, the guy that runs the group. When he wrote the prompts on the white board, he left out all the commas. I got up and added them in, and then he got up and erased them again just to be a shit. So that’s what that part of the story is referring to. It was just a little inside joke that we all had a good laugh about.
Two chapters to go on the Origins 2nd edition re-edit.
I’m done through chapter 14 on the re-edit, and it’s like a night and day difference in the writing. I’m super happy with how it’s turning out, and I’m really looking forward to getting it out there so I can get the print version out as well.
Now, be aware that most 2nd editions will have a new ISBN number, and I know technically you’re supposed to do that, but I’m not going to. I’m just going to reupload the new version on the same number it had before. That way anyone who’s purchased the books in the past can get the new versions for free just by redownloading them from wherever you bought them. That way you can get the best of what I’m capable of at this point in my career, without having to pay for a new copy.
As I said before, the later books in the series won’t change as drastically in the writing style, because my style was already well established by the time I got to writing those. These earlier books however will show a marked improvement.
Also, I’m going to take this opportunity to change a few character names. Unfortunately, I used the name John twice, the name Mike twice, and the name Billy twice, though the second Billy wasn’t a character, it was just some kid that was mentioned in a memory. It always bugged me that I did that, and even though I differentiated between John (Derek’s father) and Johnny (Heather’s brother) by using different forms of the name, Mike Hammond, who was introduced in Travelers, and Jeremy’s friend Mike both use the same form of the name. This was actually not really a flub on my part, because I was planning on making Travelers into a spinoff series when I wrote it, so I didn’t think the two characters would ever be in the same place at the same time. Well, that all changed, so I’ll be changing Mike Hammond’s name to something else when I get to Travelers, and then I’ll have to change it in whatever subsequent books he appears in.
To be honest, people in real life meet up with people who have the same name as them all the time, and while I like to have a high level of realism in my stories, there’s no excuse for doing that in a book when you have so many different names to choose from.
The nice part is, since there were never print versions of the series, all the print versions will be good to go right out of the gate since they’ll be published after each of the books have been re-edited.
This series is my flagship as an author, and the characters in it are like family to me. That’s why this 2nd edition project is so important. I want the entire series to be the best example of my work that it can be, so I’m dedicating the next ten months or so of my life to make sure that happens.
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