You know what’s funny?
Yesterday I was writing, and the group was just walking through the woods trying to get to the next village, and it occurred to me how boring that would be, so I had Jarrod ask Derek to tell everyone a joke. The funny part is, the joke he told is actually one I dreamed up one night. I was laying in bed in a sort of a lucid dreaming state, and this joke ran through my head just completely out of nowhere. I woke up with the punchline solidly locked in my brain, but then I had to remember the rest of the joke, which I eventually did.
Now here’s the funny part. Not only was the joke completely original, but…I didn’t get it. Honestly, somehow I came up with a joke that I didn’t get! Now here’s the really funny part. I told it to my wife and she actually explained it to me, and when she did I was like, “OH DUH!!!” *insert facepalm here*
That was actually one of two times that that’s happened to me. I actually started out having him tell the other joke, but it wasn’t as funny and didn’t work as well, so I switched.
Anyway, it stuck with me, so I threw it in there. At least a couple of the characters got it, so it didn’t fall totally flat, but still… 😉

K. Thomas Olsen
develop stories. Originally I wanted to work in film and, being
arrogant at the time, ignored advice from people who came to my
college course and advised against it. Eventually it became too
complex and the stories I wanted to tell would never come to fruition the screen.
And so, I decided to take my stories to paper. Discovering I could do
so much more I made it a point to write my dream projects in story
format. It is so much easier and gives so much more freedom. While I
may never get multimillion dollar titles, it is still my ambition to
share with the world.
what you’ve written in the past.:
years in the making. The stories have matured as I have grown older
and my skill level is now what I believe to be sufficient for writing
my dream novels.
In the past I have not published anything beyond a school writing
contest so this is still new for me.
and what if anything are you constantly working to improve upon?:
describe in words how I see a particular scene play out in my head. I
love visualizing my characters, often sketching the key players and
developing who they are before putting it on paper.
My weakness? I would have to say stubbornness with some scenes. I
listen to music and play out certain scenes as if they were in a movie
but when it comes to writing I often get so set that the story flow is
altered from what I imagine. As much as I want to describe it just
as I imagine for the sake of the story it must change.
both? Why did you choose to go that route?:
publishing due to budget mostly. Every single publishing company I
have looked at is either new and my stories will not fit or the
stories have to be sent through a professional editor, which will cost
hundreds of dollars. Then, due to the nature of my stories, clip art
would not do so I would have to pay hundreds more for a cover. In
short, it was just more efficient to do it all myself.
these formats do you prefer and why?:
not have much experience with all of them but .mobi format is great
from my experience and for those without a tablet the .pdf is great
for reading on the computer.
Not much luck so far but it is still early.
review, and how do you handle it?:
several have come from my YouTube videos. But I have yet to find one
harsh review that would not be considered spam. Reviews should be
viewed as learning experiences for authors, letting them know what the
public at large thinks and how they can improve.
write?:
and write. I also can never seem to resist a good ocean faring story
despite only visiting the ocean once in my lifetime.
which being he wrote Jurassic Park. I have also been inspired by
Michael Stackapole, James Gurney, RL Stine and Marc Cerasini. All of
these have added to or created worlds that I enjoyed as a child and
set my imagination forward.
not writing?:
fondness for prehistoric creatures which is made evident by my
writing. I also love to sit back with a good book or turn the lights
low and watch a movie.
try others before you settled on the one you’re currently using?:
and easy for me to figure out. Others have been simpler or more
complex, but I like to feel I have control over my documents.
currently using that makes it the best solution for you?:
it, using the various font features and the styles I see fit.
your fellow authors?:
tell me to just go about it as a hobby and to focus on more productive
developments. Do it because you want to and don’t let anyone, even
yourself, stand in your way.
books?:
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